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		<title>Coral- Glow Summer Skin</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 20:24:25 +0000</pubDate>
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Urban Decay Naked Palette
http://www.urbandecay.com/index.cfm?CFID=25183284&#038;CFTOKEN=93617263&#038;jsessionid=163054a4a36293ff0105706d4de7d2f1e245TR
Loreal Liquid Liner
Available at any drugstore
MAC Plush Lash Mascara
http://www.maccosmetics.com/
Purely Cosmetics Diamond Perfect Finish Powder
http://www.purelycosmetics.com/face-finishing-powders-primers-c-21_36.html
MAC Mineralized Skin Finish Natural
http://www.maccosmetics.com/
Illamasqua Bronzer- Writhe
http://www.illamasqua.com/
Temptu Air Pod Blush- Blushing Coral and Sunset Glow Duo
http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P258104&#038;categoryId=B70
OCC Lip Tar- Grandma and Memento
http://www.occmakeup.com/lips.html
Music By: Ultra Cat- One Nice Thing Once A Day
Most products are from my personal makeup collection. [...]


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<p>Become a Twitterista:<br />
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<p>Urban Decay Naked Palette<br />
http://www.urbandecay.com/index.cfm?CFID=25183284&#038;CFTOKEN=93617263&#038;jsessionid=163054a4a36293ff0105706d4de7d2f1e245TR</p>
<p>Loreal Liquid Liner<br />
Available at any drugstore</p>
<p>MAC Plush Lash Mascara<br />
http://www.maccosmetics.com/</p>
<p>Purely Cosmetics Diamond Perfect Finish Powder<br />
http://www.purelycosmetics.com/face-finishing-powders-primers-c-21_36.html</p>
<p>MAC Mineralized Skin Finish Natural<br />
http://www.maccosmetics.com/</p>
<p>Illamasqua Bronzer- Writhe<br />
http://www.illamasqua.com/</p>
<p>Temptu Air Pod Blush- Blushing Coral and Sunset Glow Duo<br />
http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P258104&#038;categoryId=B70</p>
<p>OCC Lip Tar- Grandma and Memento<br />
http://www.occmakeup.com/lips.html</p>
<p>Music By: Ultra Cat- One Nice Thing Once A Day</p>
<p>Most products are from my personal makeup collection.  The air pods, naked palette and diamond powder were provided for consideration.  This does not change my opinion of the products and I used them because of their quality.  I&#8217;m not being compensated for this video.</p>


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		<title>PS22 Chorus &#8220;JUST DANCE&#8221; by Lady Gaga</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:05:42 +0000</pubDate>
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http://ps22chorus.blogspot.com
For an HQ mp3, click this link:
http://ps22chorus.blogspot.com/2009/08/ps22-chorus-2009-mp3s.html
A farewell request from Perez and a farewell thanks from the fifth grade PS22 Chorus of 2009 to the man who was the driving force behind putting the kids on the map.   After posting 5 of their videos this school year alone, Perez Hilton has brought millions [...]


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<p>http://ps22chorus.blogspot.com</p>
<p>For an HQ mp3, click this link:</p>
<p>http://ps22chorus.blogspot.com/2009/08/ps22-chorus-2009-mp3s.html</p>
<p>A farewell request from Perez and a farewell thanks from the fifth grade PS22 Chorus of 2009 to the man who was the driving force behind putting the kids on the map.   After posting 5 of their videos this school year alone, Perez Hilton has brought millions of viewers, both directly and indirectly, into the world of the PS22 Chorus.  Big thanks for believing in these kids, and for raising awareness to the importance of music and the arts in education.   Indebted.    </p>
<p>So when I found out he wanted a Lady Gaga song, I was a little petrified!   I honestly didn&#8217;t know if we could pull something like that off.  But the kids were asking for Lady Gaga themselves, so I put it on them to rewrite some of the lyrics to &#8220;Just Dance&#8221; to make it something that would be okay for school.   And with just a little lyrical tweaking on their part, they totally recreated this song.  I dare say ithey completely ROCK IT!!!  Along with the two Tori Amos (Flavor and Gold Dust) and Bjork (One Day, Joga) songs we did this year, this might be my favorite cover out of this year&#8217;s group.  LOVE LOVE LOVE it!!   And as you see the kids do too!</p>
<p>Tirzah sounds absolutely amazing on the leads, and makes you remember why she won the PS22 American Idol 3 last year when she was in 4th grade with the Leona Lewis song, Bleeding Love  (check it out if you haven&#8217;t seen it!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZbuDB6rokA ) </p>
<p>And Mariah does an awesome rap and adds her incredible charm and personality to the video all around!</p>


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		<title>The National - A Skin, A Night - A Film by Vincent Moon</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2010 20:29:09 +0000</pubDate>
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Music video by The National performing A Skin, A Night - A Film by Vincent Moon. (C) 2008 Beggars Banquet Records LTD.


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<p>Music video by The National performing A Skin, A Night - A Film by Vincent Moon. (C) 2008 Beggars Banquet Records LTD.</p>


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		<title>A Mother&#8217;s Day Song</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 20:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
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Happy Mother&#8217;s Day to all you nerdy mothers out there!  
Download the mp3:
http://homepage.mac.com/osxpert/mom.mp3
Here&#8217;s where I bought the awesome Dr. Who/Back to the Future shirt I&#8217;m wearing:
http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=8901
Lyrics:
My Mom
I love my mom, hadnt you heard
She doesnt mind that Im a nerd
Or that Im a bit weird
And I dont shave my beard
She puts up with a lot
Without [...]


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<p>Happy Mother&#8217;s Day to all you nerdy mothers out there!  </p>
<p>Download the mp3:<br />
http://homepage.mac.com/osxpert/mom.mp3</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s where I bought the awesome Dr. Who/Back to the Future shirt I&#8217;m wearing:<br />
http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=8901</p>
<p>Lyrics:<br />
My Mom<br />
I love my mom, hadnt you heard<br />
She doesnt mind that Im a nerd<br />
Or that Im a bit weird<br />
And I dont shave my beard<br />
She puts up with a lot<br />
Without an extra thought</p>
<p>My Mom<br />
Mess with her kids and youre a goner<br />
Protective as Sarah Conner<br />
Like Uma in Kill Bill<br />
Shell make your blood spill<br />
Dont put down her children<br />
Or you wont breath again</p>
<p>My mom<br />
I didnt buy you a bouquet<br />
No Hallmark Card Thats so cliché<br />
Though some might call me cheap<br />
Those gifts are just skin deep<br />
The one thing I can do<br />
Is sing Mom, I love you</p>


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		<title>THE NEW DORK - Entrepreneur State of Mind (Jay-Z ft Alicia Keys Spoof) &#124; grasshopper.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 20:11:25 +0000</pubDate>
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http://grasshopper.com - This is a Pantless Knights tribute to our favorite entrepreneurs (who are all &#8220;new dorks&#8221;).  It&#8217;s a spoof of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys&#8217; &#8220;Empire State of Mind,&#8221; from the guys behind Grasshopper.com (thank you!).  We made it because there&#8217;s a new type of dork that is cooler than ever.  Look [...]


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<p>http://grasshopper.com - This is a Pantless Knights tribute to our favorite entrepreneurs (who are all &#8220;new dorks&#8221;).  It&#8217;s a spoof of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys&#8217; &#8220;Empire State of Mind,&#8221; from the guys behind Grasshopper.com (thank you!).  We made it because there&#8217;s a new type of dork that is cooler than ever.  Look at tech entrepreneurs, hipsters, Computer Science Barbie - they&#8217;re all super popular new dorks!  Don&#8217;t forget to rate, comment and subscribe!</p>
<p>Get the FREE SONG in mp3 here: http://bit.ly/catfRb<br />
or the Jerkin Remix in mp3 here: http://pantlessknights.com/The_New_Dork_JERKIN_REMIX.mp3</p>
<p>-beau, peter and david<br />
the pantless knights</p>
<p>CREDITS:<br />
Created by Pantless Knights / Seedwell.com<br />
Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia &#038; David Fine<br />
Directed by David Fine<br />
Camera by Peter Furia<br />
Line Produced by Kimi Milo<br />
Lyrics by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia<br />
Vocals by Paavo Steinkamp &#038; Jacqueline Becker - http://youtube.com/jacquelinemusic<br />
Starring Paavo Steinkamp &#038; Alison Mei Lan<br />
Instrumental and Song Mix by Jeff Kite<br />
Special guest - TGIF Crew - http://youtube.com/tgifcali</p>
<p>LYRICS:<br />
Now Im in the blogosphere,  Now I&#8217;m in the twitterverse<br />
Fans get so immersed, But I&#8217;m a nerd forever<br />
I&#8217;m the new Zuckerberg, And since my website<br />
I been cookin dough like a chef servin killa-bytes<br />
Used to be the basement, Back at my mom&#8217;s place<br />
Buildin web traffic so that we could sell an ad space<br />
Make way for the, One man businesses<br />
Bail outs finished with, White collar criminals<br />
New sega genesis, Entrepreneur time<br />
Makin big plans, To dominate the online<br />
Yeah, I&#8217;m on YouTube, this is one man<br />
Sharin&#8217; google revenue, With songs on my webcam<br />
Science is the new art, Databases day to day<br />
Geeks spreadin&#8217; sheet smarts, Hustle, make the data pay<br />
I could be in Valleywag plus Geekologie<br />
Tell from my avatar, That I&#8217;m most definitely</p>
<p>The New Dork,<br />
Social networks - what dreams are made of, There&#8217;s nothing you can&#8217;t do<br />
Now you&#8217;re the New Dork<br />
This V.C. money is brand new, The geek is now damn cool<br />
Let&#8217;s hear it for new dorks, new dorks, new dorks</p>
<p>Catch me up in Techcrunch, Right on the homepage<br />
Hell, I&#8217;m on Gizmodo, In a photo bout a phone craze<br />
And Im up in Mashable, weekend trip to New York<br />
Bar pitty, 1oak, parties full of New Dorks<br />
Now I&#8217;m pitchin business plans, From the backs of napkans<br />
Micro-lend to Africans, Monetize Kazakastan<br />
Catch me up on linked-in, Dog, C.E.O.<br />
You can see where I be, With the I.P.O.<br />
Now I&#8217;m up in skinny jeans, Now a hipster&#8217;s lurkin&#8217;<br />
Used to be a reject, But now I&#8217;m steady jerkin&#8217;<br />
Now my glasses mainstream, Now the girlies eyein me<br />
Popular kids copy me, The new swag is irony<br />
Comin&#8217; from the small time, Girls couldn&#8217;t find me<br />
Now I scale models, Like I climb on top of Heidi<br />
Start big trends, with tweets that I pass on<br />
You should follow me, cuz I&#8217;m friends with Ashton<br />
CHORUS</p>
<p>FACEBOOK<br />
http://facebook.com/grasshopper</p>
<p>TWITTER<br />
http://twitter.com/grasshopper</p>
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		<title>Auto-Tune the News #11: Pure Poppycock. (ft. Joel Madden)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 20:17:07 +0000</pubDate>
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mp3: http://bit.ly/bVtip3
Broadcasters become stars and stars become broadcasters as an ominous hip-hop sample infuses the news of the day. Joel Madden guests as a fictional CBS correspondent. UPDATE: any resemblance the intentional performers may bear to media personalities living or dead is purely coincidental.
Find Joel Madden online: 
http://www.goodcharlotte.com
http://www.twitter.com/JoelMadden
Mike Penny shreds the shamisen. His YouTube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/mikepenny01
Need [...]


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<p>mp3: http://bit.ly/bVtip3</p>
<p>Broadcasters become stars and stars become broadcasters as an ominous hip-hop sample infuses the news of the day. Joel Madden guests as a fictional CBS correspondent. UPDATE: any resemblance the intentional performers may bear to media personalities living or dead is purely coincidental.</p>
<p>Find Joel Madden online: </p>
<p>http://www.goodcharlotte.com<br />
http://www.twitter.com/JoelMadden</p>
<p>Mike Penny shreds the shamisen. His YouTube channel:</p>
<p>http://www.youtube.com/mikepenny01</p>
<p>Need more auto-tuned news in your life? Subscribe! Or find us elsewhere:</p>
<p>http://www.thegregorybrothers.com<br />
http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers<br />
http://www.twitter.com/autotunethenews</p>
<p>Lyrics available in the closed captions (turn the on at the bottom-right-hand corner of the youtube player)!<br />
and here:</p>
<p>NF: You have the charisma of a damp rag!<br />
Gorilla: Damp rag!<br />
NF: You have the appearance of a bank clerk!<br />
Gorilla: Bank Clerk!<br />
NF: Who are you?  I&#8217;d never heard of you!<br />
Gorilla: Eat my poo!<br />
NF: Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you!<br />
But I have no doubt that it&#8217;s your intention<br />
To be the quiet assassin of European democracy.<br />
Perhaps that&#8217;s because you come from Belgium<br />
Which of course, is pretty much a non-country.<br />
We don&#8217;t know you, we don&#8217;t want you!<br />
The sooner you&#8217;re put out to grass, the better!<br />
We don&#8217;t like you, we don&#8217;t want you!<br />
Gorilla: Our logic and reason have proved you wrong!<br />
Bølverk: Go back to Douchebagistan where you belong!<br />
Gorilla: Don&#8217;t make me have to start World War III !<br />
Bølverk: Bring it on, these guns are WMD!<br />
NG: We don&#8217;t know you, we don&#8217;t want you!<br />
We don&#8217;t like you, we don&#8217;t want you!</p>
<p>KC: Last month, comedian Bill Cosby<br />
was surprised to read that he died.<br />
JM: How can he read if he&#8217;s dead?<br />
KC: Chief Justice John Roberts<br />
was the last to know he resigned.<br />
JM: Maybe he should check his head!<br />
KC:All of those stories, of course are pure poppycock<br />
that proliferated online.<br />
JM: I do it all the time,  makin up s&#8212; is so sublime.<br />
KC: But that of course is little solace for the reader<br />
who simply wants to surf the web<br />
without getting pulled under by a riptide of lies.<br />
JM: You can&#8217;t protect the web from a&#8211;holes like me, shorty!<br />
KC: Truth can rip through cyberspace as quickly as lies<br />
Bloggers gnaw at new information like piranhas in a pool<br />
JM: Don&#8217;t play me for a fool you know as well as I,<br />
we&#8217;re both getting owned by the<br />
Both: Rip, riptide of lies<br />
pulled under by a rip, riptide of lies<br />
Pure poppycock!<br />
I want to surf, surf the web<br />
without getting pulled under<br />
by a rip, riptide of lies!</p>
<p>GB: You hit on a guy at a wedding.<br />
EM: I I So<br />
GB: Explain that one first.<br />
EM: Okay, so we&#8217;re at a wedding, New Year&#8217;s Eve,<br />
everyone had too much to drink.<br />
There were 300 people there,<br />
I went with a bridesmaid, danced with her,<br />
I grabbed a bachelor.<br />
Now they&#8217;re sayin I groped a male staffer!<br />
Yeah, I did!  - Um. - Yeah, yeah, yeah!<br />
Staffers: A manly back-rub.  Just a back rub!<br />
EM: We all live together, all the bachelors and me.<br />
Staffers: Naked in the tub!<br />
EM:You can take anything out of context!<br />
Staffers:Huggin!<br />
EM: You can take anything out of context!<br />
Staffers: Scrubbin!<br />
EM: You can take anything out of context!<br />
Staffers: Rubbin and humpin!<br />
EM: Yeah!<br />
Staffers: Ticklin and jumpin!<br />
EM: Yeah, yeah! I tickled him till he couldn&#8217;t breathe,<br />
then four guys jumped on me.<br />
It&#8217;s my fiftieth birthday.<br />
GB: Whether you&#8217;re telling the truth or not,<br />
An avalanche is coming your way.<br />
An avalanche of lies,<br />
SG: pulled under by an avalanche of lies!<br />
KC/JM: Pure poppycock!<br />
GB: Whether you&#8217;re telling the truth or not,<br />
SG: you&#8217;re guaranteed to get caught<br />
Both: in an avalanche of lies!</p>
<p>Staffer: Massa staffers! Droppin a St. Bernard of truth<br />
But we already drank the brandy<br />
My boss tickles me like a true G,<br />
He straddles me so masculine<br />
No stoppin&#8217; when i&#8217;m askin&#8217; him<br />
When he cootchie-coo my armpits, i&#8217;m a goner<br />
Tryna pretend that i don&#8217;t notice his boner!<br />
Tryna distract him with headlines from China<br />
He just drop his drawers and pull out his vagina!</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br />
Staffers:<br />
Whenever you hear the boss swaggerin down the hall,<br />
you know he gonna drop a double cup on your tennis balls!<br />
You have to be a soldier, a real man,<br />
to soothe a male staffer with the stroke from a tender hand!<br />
Ain&#8217;t nothin wrong with a Massa massage<br />
when you&#8217;re in a chronic platonic quintuple menage!<br />
The entourage gripped in a bear hug that they can&#8217;t escape<br />
Tryna pretend they don&#8217;t notice when he ejacu- -</p>


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		<title>Air New Zealand staff have nothing to hide</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:02:41 +0000</pubDate>
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